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You know how many people you are...

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Look at me madam, you're young and it shows
You're really flabby and dumb, yes you know
Who could hug you with average arms?
I think you're freaky, your mass causes harm

But you're gonna find a man
Who's gonna fuck you for the things you aren't
You're gonna find a fan
Who's gonna love you for the food you eat?

The food you eat is very sweet I know it makes your life complete
But when you go alone to moms and sleep on pizza boxes you'll see

Talk to me fatam, tell me about the guys
Who fucked you over, but no you aim too high
It isn't our fault that you don't give a care
That sauce is dangling from your every hair

You're gonna find a dude
Who will regret you on a Sunday morning
You're gonna meet a guy
Who will fuck anything in the animal kingdom

And if you get yourself to drink enough and make approaches on the
Preppy guys with sticky icky stinky smelly fingers you'll see...

Women as gross as you should avoid romantic love
Women as fat as you should avoid romantic love
Women as gross as you should avoid romantic love

You're pretty sickening I vomit in your sight
You think you're sexy and wobble every night
Up to the saddest schmuck in the local bar
He thinks you're easy says you're his shining star

You're gonna get depressed
And eat a box of cookies with lasagna
You're gonna smoke a blunt
With all your friends who use you for your stash

And when you find a bag is missing from purse and think you left it
In your car just chill a sec and try to realize it was me...

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from Rapidly Disintegrating, released September 1, 2011
Jeff Spisak

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Jeff Spisak (Sacred Slut) Detroit, Michigan

I record lots of music everday in basement. I play and croon all of the parts on my trusty old laptop. I'm starting to play out more but I need a band to make that happen because open mics are getting me tired, as people don't hear how the music sounds anyway. Playing live feels like a chore most of the time anyways. Gimme a computer, a mic, and a keyboard... I'm in heaven! ... more

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